i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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