just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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