you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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