But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Someone signed my nipple.
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