I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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