i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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