My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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