Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
