I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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