soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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