But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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