where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
"it" just moved
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We’re leaving where are you
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