hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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