Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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