Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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