You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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