i jhust puked up my retainher.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
