He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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