Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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