i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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