It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Come see our sink grown plant.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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