I am in a vortex of obligation.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
