And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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