My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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