His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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