I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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