did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We left an ass print on the piano.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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