so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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