the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Your cock deserves a montage
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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