I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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