do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
high people should be assigned attendants
love makes seman taste better
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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