just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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