sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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