dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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