Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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