I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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