I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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