just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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