sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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