Your face is a jimmy john
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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