I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
