but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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