i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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