I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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