you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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