You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
This toilet bowl is my home.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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