Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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