I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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