Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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