I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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