sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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